iGod

Me: Am I random?
God: All humans seem the same to me.
Me: Come on, am I random?
God: I think a lot of people are.
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
God: I can't believe it.
Me: You bet.
God: Ayuh.
Me: Are you a Shinigami?
God: Am I a Shinigami? Of course I am.
Me: Are you random?
God: I don't know whether or not I am random. I am well respected as an AI.

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iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat
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